Gang action is my territory that's a no-no
Why you pull a glock in Canada you fucking bozo
Why your eyes all purrped up you look like fucking Momo
Why you actin tough you 5 foot 2 you fucking Frodo
Why you teasing on my boy like you a fucking dancer (Like your name fucking Danstirs)
I just thumbed some bitch the other night I don't remember
I got shitfaced I crossfaded, and I worked the next day
Couple bands I spent on my ladies the other Thursday
I finally got a job, I quit my job
Turns out Mary makes more money and a hobby
Fuck my old boss I ain't gonna clean your lobby
In the studio on call let's make some fucking music
Got some talent make like Van Gogh and lets fucking use it
You got 2 men on your side but you ain't fucking choosing
I got ladies lining up for me but they all skids
What you mean no condom? You don't get my fucking kids
I'm a virgin and I'm proud to say so
I don't care about no bitches who just want my bankroll
With my brothers, yeah we chilling, the iconic trio
Make a fella turn blue like the bird from fucking Rio
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