My daddy saw Dan Marino
At a Harris Teeter
In South Carolina
By the shore
He hustled his balls
And looked at a cereal box
He did not see his face
Brady's has replaced
Tom Brady's has replaced
But I think big Dan will be alright
For he's a hall of famer
The next day, we saw dolphins
From a friend of ours' boat
From a friend of ours' boat
We saw dolphins
From our friend's boat
Take it away
Take it away
Big time
Big time, Bill, big time